It has been a very long time since I last played a game that I had to agonizingly force myself to finish but lo and behold here we are with Square Enix/Eido’s reboot of Thief and I can safely say that unfortunately, this is one of those titles that really will tax your patience. That is not to say that Thief is an outright awful experience but it certainly feels rough around the edges with bugs galore and a rather pedestrian plot that rarely, if ever, connects emotionally.
Director Darren Aronofsky scores extra brownie points for concocting a unique and altogether edgy vision of the classical Biblical tale of Noah, albeit one that takes extreme artist license with the original text. It takes much gumption to radically tinker with a tale of this nature especially when one considers how sacrosanct the source material is for a large portion of the global population. However, while Aronofsky deserves credit for being bold the end result is a film that feels inherently discombobulated as if it has been methodically constructed to appeal to both his devoted fanbase which expects a strong psychological component and those viewers who would be more content in watching epic action sequences more in line with Peter Jackson’s The Lord of The Rings series.