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29
Jul

iPhone – Star Trek Review

One of the side effects of a summer blockbuster movie is the incredible array of ancillary merchandising that accompanies such a release. From glass cups at Burger King to toys in Happy Meals to cereal boxes and even to bed spreads and undergarments, nothing is safe from the impending launch of a merchandising behemoth. Kids and diehard fans love this time of year although I have an inkling that most parents groan and get headaches just thinking about all the toys and props that have to be bought in order to satisfy their offspring.

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29
Jul

Movie – Dragonball Evolution (2009) Review

That collective howl of anguish you hear is actually millions of seething anime fans who are demanding a public beheading of all who were involved in ruining their childhood fantasies by completely eviscerating Akira Toriyama’s worldwide manga phenomenon, Dragonball. Dragonball Evolution as directed with extreme blandness by James Wong and scripted with no sense of purpose by Ben Ramsey is a live-action film adaptation that fails to be anything more than a passing diversion for young toddlers.

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27
Jul

JDrama Review – Mr. Brain (2009)

Potential (noun): 1. The inherent ability or capacity for growth, development, or coming into being. 2. Something possessing the capacity for growth or development— http://www.thefreedictionary.com

Kimura Takuya makes his annual return to Japanese drama with the high budget Mr. Brain, a procedural crime investigation series that takes elements from American shows such as CSI and Columbo that on paper sounds as if it could have a ton of potential but instead ends up as a middling entry filled with vacant characterizations and episodic narratives rife with a myriad of illogical contrivances.

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15
Jul

Movie – Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) Review

Glorious special effects cannot save Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen from being an almost completely incomprehensible debacle saddled with a plot that meanders for almost an hour too long filled with ridiculous new characters and groan worthy humour aimed at the lowest common denominator. As someone who liked the original film this sequel certainly delivers with more robot on robot bashing but the lack of any characterization and awfully stilted dialogue is a major disappointment. Fans of Michael Bay’s exuberant action might be satiated but there’s just way too much emphasis on adrenalin that it becomes mind-numbing with oddball moments that usually feature scrotums that inevitably plunge the production straight into the scrap heap.

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10
Jul

Movie Review – Broken Arrow (1996)

Lately, due to my ever expanding blu-ray collection, I’ve been on a tear revisiting some of those movies which I watched what seemed like only a few days ago. Yes, the old cliché that time does fly by without you noticing it certainly does apply. Broken Arrow was one of these films that I saw on opening day back in 1996. Frequent followers of this blog might have begun to notice after reading all these reviews on older films that I mention in nearly all of them that I saw these movies on opening night. Back then this is what I did with all my friends and even today watching a film on opening day is still the best experience possible as you are present with an audience who are dying with anticipation to see the film. Of course, if the movie outright sucks that level of hype suddenly turns sour and thus bad word of mouth is born.

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5
Jul

JDrama Review – Atashinchi no Danshi (2009)

There are odd setups and then there are totally bizzaro setups. Atashinchi no Danshi is firmly in the later group here. While I can give points for originality the narrative presented here is incredibly fresh yet totally far-fetched and off-the-wall. I suppose it can sort of function if one regards the show as live-action manga or some sort of weird fairy tale but originality aside the series itself has some truly gigantic issues that prevent it from being remotely successful.

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